Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Friday, 11 December 2009
Ask anyone on the fourth floor of Ryman House in Crewe who their favourite comedian is and you won't get the usual answer...
Thursday, 10 December 2009
Sources at Buckingham Palace have revealed that the Queen is planning to lip-synch this year's Christmas Speech in order to debut a series of 'retarded dance moves'.
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
The top US commander in Afghanistan has admitted that he 'hasn't the faintest idea' where Osama Bin Laden is just hours after the al-Qaeda leader gave the clearest indication yet of his whereabouts by appearing on the Oprah Winfrey Show...
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
Monday, 7 December 2009
Friday, 4 December 2009
The remaining contestants in this year's X-Factor are reeling from the news that this weekend's show will be Crash Test Dummies Week, requiring them to perform two numbers by the forgotten Canadian folk/rock band...