Sources at Buckingham Palace have revealed that the Queen is planning to lip-synch this year's Christmas Speech in order to debut a series of 'retarded dance moves'.The Queen's Speech used to regularly win the Christmas Day ratings war but the Palace is still smarting from losing out to 'Animals Do The Funniest Things At Christmas' in 2008.
And whispers from sources close to the royal family suggest that HRH is ready to redress the slide in popularity with a B-boy spectacular.
"Usually her majesty favours a sedate approach but she's spent the last 12 months in training and she has every intention of busting out some sick moves," an insider told Extra Nonsense.
"I've seen the routine - it's mostly floorwork but there's a couple of windmills in there and it ends with a crazy suicide. After this speech people will look at the Queen very differently."
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