Renowned Italian bikini contest judge / Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has been warned by protestors that Sunday's attack using a model of Milan Cathedral was merely a scaled-down dress rehearsal...Italy has a love-hate relationship with Berlusconi. While the crooked, lecherous, bigoted political mastermind is accused by many of trying to create a dictatorship in Italy, the nation's media (which is owned by Berlusconi) portray him in a much more favourable light.
Tempers flared as Berlusconi [pictured leering at a model] was heckled by anti-Berlusconi protestors in Milan on Sunday before have-a-go hero Massimo Tartaglia launched a model of Milan Cathedral straight into the wannabe-despot's face.
Spokesmen for the Italian government have labelled Tartaglia "one disturbed individual" and assured the pubic that "Mr Berlusconi will return to debasing the world's image of Italy within days" but an anonymous protestor told Extra Nonsense that the attack was the tip of the iceberg.
"This was a warning - next time we will hit him with the actual Cathedral," an insider told us.
"Massimo's success has shown us beyond reasonable doubt that we can hit Mr Berlusconi squarely between the chops with the 515-foot landmark."
More conservative anti-Berlusconi protestors are worried that destroying the beloved Duomo, which took nearly 500 years to build, may hurt the movement's popularity, but our insider believes it is necessary collateral damage.
"Sure, it's a shame," he shrugged. "But let's be honest, we could've had that thing up in 50 years if it we'd worked Saturdays, Sundays, between 12 and 3 or Monday or Friday afternoons."
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